Hot House

Venting about laundry and low expectations

Seething about Santa, sofagate and the Common effing Entrance

On pyjamas and private jets

Refuse to play the poverty card

How does one wrap a bank transfer?

A life drawing class gets rather too real

Mental housemistresses and banners displaying children in boaters

Millions of messages, and sick of it

Acceptance can be an act of protest. Not a submissive, passive surrender.

These middle-class tweens being forbidden phones have had iPads since they were six