Hot House
Down the chute
Venting about laundry and low expectations
Christmas? My arse!
Seething about Santa, sofagate and the Common effing Entrance
Plane English
On pyjamas and private jets
Bursary school
Refuse to play the poverty card
Gifted children
How does one wrap a bank transfer?
Declining nude
A life drawing class gets rather too real
“Nympho” rides again
Mental housemistresses and banners displaying children in boaters
Don’t ask WhatsApp
Millions of messages, and sick of it
Resistance is futile
Acceptance can be an act of protest. Not a submissive, passive surrender.
Dial S for screen time
These middle-class tweens being forbidden phones have had iPads since they were six
