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Claudia Savage-Gore angsts about being interviewed on a chi-chi website

How to upset a “socialist” friend

Dreams of dispensing with the school run

The mistake of choosing the wrong school

Empathising with pill-popping Pandora

Hector’s Common Entrance is looming

A guide to drawing up a healthy resentment list

Barely surving a nightmarish camp

School trips with the oligarch kids

Choosing a school in London is now a political decision