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Barely surving a nightmarish camp

School trips with the oligarch kids

Choosing a school in London is now a political decision

A traumatising letter from St Paul’s arrives

Claudia Savage Gore feels a chill around the kitchen island

Claudia Savage-Gore drags woke Will back to therapy

Claudia Savage-Gore threatens to call the divorce lawyers

Claudia Savage-Gore crosses town to go the extra mile for Hector

Packing Claudia the darlings off for “improving” summer activities

Claudia Savage-Gore loses sleep plotting a stealth-lavish birthday party