With friends like Tory backbenchers, who needs Cabinet colleagues?
Straighten tie, look to camera, the guys are here? Don’t smile, furrow brow, go
Jeremy Corbyn sails into deep water with the EHRC
Calm, Zen, Relaxed, Unfussed, Unagitated, Boris, Flip, Cripes, Oo-er
Madchester? Sadchester? No, Gladchester, thought Boris
What if the real Brexit drama was … over a long time ago?
The instruments of darkness tell us truths
Starmer’s first order is last orders for pubs
BREAKING: strawman wins
They’d have clapped, it would have been the best clapping