Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

Keir Starmer and Kemi Badenoch know that the world faces crises — but are they part of the crises?

The prime minister must feel as if he faces the Plagues of Egypt

A fictional Italian president and a cinema spin-off

Kemi doesn’t give her kids Easter eggs

A joke that worked, and an exit that didn’t.

Rachel Reeves and Mel Stride are inconsistent while Reform are invisible

Does Keir Starmer have a plan for dealing with Donald Trump?

A “loose, loose reimagining” of Kind Hearts And Coronets does not really work

Keir Starmer only seems to have one answer to his critics

Keir Starmer is struggling to rationalise the obviously stupid