The Chancellor does not want the ball

Have cake, get others to eat cake, still have to pay for cake

The Tragic History of Boris, thane of Uxbridge

Caesar probably got a better reception

Not the Nine O’Clock News, or Ten, or Eleven, or, well, any

It’s all getting a bit surreal for Boris Johnson

If you can remember May 2020, you were there and you are lying

The man with a thousand uses is deployed to sort out the cladding scandal

The main characters have their character arcs amusingly inverted

Starmer channels his Mr Darcy