You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

He has become all things to all people, that he might save some seats

Defector Natalie Elphicke leaves the Circus to join the pinkos

Rachel Reeves has had enough of these misbehaving Tories

Open cruelty was met with equally shameless sycophancy

Don’t ask questions you do want the answer to, at least not where George Galloway is involved

Rwanda is safe. How do we know? Because we said so.

All are welcome at Kagame’s eccentric migrant hostelry, and don’t worry about the roving deathsquads: they’re harmless

The Conservatives were very amused with Rishi Sunak’s latest joke, even if no one else was

Rishi Sunak was desperate to appear on top form before the Liaison Committee