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Boris Johnson escapes traps set for him by his arch-nemesis, Boris Johnson

Strangers are just people you haven’t infected yet

Rules are for the rest of you

Hutton OUT; Roger Knapman IN

Tories and Labour become each other

Boris breaks his promises by announcing he has a plan

Boris brooks no insult of our hardworking men and women in khaki and pinstripe

Johnson’s statement on Afghanistan was, as ever, a masterpiece of bare adequacy

Boris Johnson fails the Mings test

In cutting international aid, Tory MPs delude themselves into believing the prime minister