Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

As hacked by Robert Hutton

This weather-based thriller is all hot air, but who doesn’t enjoy a warm summer breeze?

Captain Boring is here to moderately improve the nation

Some terrible villain has made the Conservative Party unpopular. But who could it be?

Who? Me? A future Conservative Party leader? Well, if you say so…

Keir Starmer takes a vow of public service and perpetual dogmatic silence

A new dawn has broken, even if the sky is grey

Is he the Tory messiah, or just a very naughty boy?

The Labour battle bus rolls into bucolic England