Romeo Coates

Romeo Coates is a longtime actor, diarist and Cavalier. Friend and foe to the stars, he learnt the hard way years ago after "loaning" Richard Harris £25.

Oompa Loompas and a newfound enthusiasm for association football

Showbiz vicars, lefty luvvies and a brush with death

Coates on Cleese, Collins and Cole

The burdens of being a national treasure, treacherous boy wizards and neglected English roses

Near death experiences, rising stars and cut-throat dopplegangers

Drunks, dames and Dahl

The travails of ageing actors

Boycotting the Crown and handbags at dusk

Honours, parties and the case for jailing Brian Blessed

No country for old drunk actors?