Romeo Coates

Romeo Coates is a longtime actor, diarist and Cavalier. Friend and foe to the stars, he learnt the hard way years ago after "loaning" Richard Harris £25.

One cannot approve of so lazy a gimmick as a fat suit in reality-obsessed 2024

Perturbed to find Diana has a starring role in Celebrity Help! My House is Haunted

This blinkered trade’s endless thwarting of talented homosexuals has gone on too long

Dwarf uprisings, Daleks and disreputable handymen

From tumbles off the stage to the anxieties of age

Oompa Loompas and a newfound enthusiasm for association football

Showbiz vicars, lefty luvvies and a brush with death

Coates on Cleese, Collins and Cole

The burdens of being a national treasure, treacherous boy wizards and neglected English roses

Near death experiences, rising stars and cut-throat dopplegangers