Romeo Coates

Romeo Coates is a longtime actor, diarist and Cavalier. Friend and foe to the stars, he learnt the hard way years ago after "loaning" Richard Harris £25.

Shiny old lies remain the very bedrock of our trade

The kind of revisionism to be expected from a northern bore

Only two fellow baby boomers required urgent medical attention on an 11-day voyage

The world of cruise ship entertainment was traditionally the domain of the middle-ranking theatrical

Corpulent comrades have singularly failed to play the persecuted minority card

Callously relegated to Norway in October, one should be “grateful for the fjords” apparently

This humble character actor pledges unwavering allegiance to whatever comes next