Lone danger
One certainly wouldn’t expect anything resembling loyalty from the wolves running “Theatreland”
Fat lot of use
One cannot approve of so lazy a gimmick as a fat suit in reality-obsessed 2024
Equal opportunities fleecing
This blinkered trade’s endless thwarting of talented homosexuals has gone on too long
Queen of Hearts
Perturbed to find Diana has a starring role in Celebrity Help! My House is Haunted
All small talk
Dwarf uprisings, Daleks and disreputable handymen
Going viral
From tumbles off the stage to the anxieties of age
Perfect for the part
Oompa Loompas and a newfound enthusiasm for association football
Coles to Newcastle
Showbiz vicars, lefty luvvies and a brush with death
Counterfeit Cleese
Coates on Cleese, Collins and Cole
Boom time
The burdens of being a national treasure, treacherous boy wizards and neglected English roses