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Feeling testy

Rules are for the rest of you

FOR IMMEDIATE USELESSNESS

Hutton OUT; Roger Knapman IN

Freaky Friday

Tories and Labour become each other

Have cake. Eat cake. More cake. What cake?

Boris breaks his promises by announcing he has a plan

Boris – an optimist even in military defeat

Boris brooks no insult of our hardworking men and women in khaki and pinstripe

“Will this do?”

Johnson’s statement on Afghanistan was, as ever, a masterpiece of bare adequacy

Missing from the penalty spot

Boris Johnson fails the Mings test

Charity remains at home

In cutting international aid, Tory MPs delude themselves into believing the prime minister

Politics is a game of two halves

The Euros – politics by other means

Is he bovvered?

Boris can do compassion. When he can be bothered.