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Australia abolishes parental rights, double-masking is double-plus-good, and the woke praise British Imperialism

Actors are cancelled, █████ is erased from history and the BBC gives meat-eaters a grilling

Standing to pee is transphobic, the police hire woke commissars and German activists re-name the weather

Uprooting hate in the garden, fighting balance at the BBC and cancelling a racist ambassador

Street names go woke, David Brent gets his wish, a historian quotes the past and The Vicar of Dibley takes the knee

“Vulva owners”, Eton’s woke head master, and the BBC’s hagiography of BLM

Tears over Jordan Peterson’s book, The Sun goes woke and the BBC’s “fisherpeople”

The National Trust fails to re-educate its members, and a children’s home lectures us on white privilege

FA chairman cancelled, Anne Hathaway’s non-PC portrayal, and a dinosaur politician survives cancellation

Harry Potter is cancelled, Sainsbury’s cancel their shoppers, Taxpayers fund Stonewall, and packing the (UK) Supreme Court