The Conservative elites are no match for superheroines like Greta Thunberg and Charlotte Proudman

Brexiteers, transphobes, racists and right-wingers — but I repeat myself

Yousaf resigns and Lavery is maligned in another weird week of Scullionbait

Academics are attacked and AI goes intersectional

Racist cats in racist hats, Star Wars goes woke and a quick guide to cancelling a conservative

Australia abolishes parental rights, double-masking is double-plus-good, and the woke praise British Imperialism

Actors are cancelled, █████ is erased from history and the BBC gives meat-eaters a grilling

Standing to pee is transphobic, the police hire woke commissars and German activists re-name the weather

Uprooting hate in the garden, fighting balance at the BBC and cancelling a racist ambassador

Street names go woke, David Brent gets his wish, a historian quotes the past and The Vicar of Dibley takes the knee