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Britain may be a fascist country, but the trains certainly don’t run on time

Retro retorts and refugee rhetoric as Sunak invokes the ghost of 80s Starmer

But it might be a tight squeeze

Journalists investigating the leaks at severe risk of blindness and facemelting

Why can’t the Conservatives take responsibility?

Sunak the swot earns grudging respect for his class presentation

The Northern Ireland Protocol now exists in a state of quantum uncertainty

City lawyer turns rural heartthrob as Keir Starmer woos the farmers

Michael Gove takes us on a regional tour

A people under threat, and their brave war-time leader — yes, that’s right, its Philip Hollobone