Actors

An uplifting Christmas classic never fails to move

Technological forces shall ensure the emergence of an altogether more “relatable” Bard, fittingly diverse in origin

The writing’s on the wall for lowly folk still silly enough to consider themselves “creatives”

Held up as a paragon of virtue, he reassuringly confirms he remains as catty as the rest of us

A real “ally” should address the severe harms of pornography and prostitution

Matters were interrupted by an onstage dizzy spell, later unhelpfully diagnosed as a “cardiac arrest”

The King’s favourite Shakespearean need hardly trouble himself with such dreary details

From tumbles off the stage to the anxieties of age

Oompa Loompas and a newfound enthusiasm for association football

Showbiz vicars, lefty luvvies and a brush with death