Danny Lestrange: Eternal Columnist
From the immaturity of young adulthood to the immaturity of old age
Charley Coutts: celebrity interviewer
From Nick Cage to De Niro
Amanda Scrimgeour: Glamour hound
Some people are born to rake over the coals of ancient scandals
Fenella Jeavons: Sponsorship Facilitator
Milking the Philistines — someone’s got to do it
Professor Barry Mole: Scholarly Obsessive
Some things should stay buried
The Rev Colin Godley: Media vicar
A man for all airwaves
Dr Gabriella Onan: Sex Historian
The straight-faced and straight-laced archaeologist of smut
A most unreliable culture warrior
Not reactionary, just drawn that way
Mike Lear: Lubricious lensman
If Mike is in any way conspicuous, it is by virtue of his sheer inconspicuousness
Frankie Ho: Controversialist
Frankie Ho runs into trouble in the literary world