No gods, no Starmers
Angela Rayner seizes the floor of the Trade Unions Congress to announce the inevitable victory of the proletariat
Tinker, tailor, soldier, spad
Famed spy-hunter Oliver Dowden is on the case of a traitor at the Circus (or parliament, as its sometimes know)
Lovable losers
Can you let the country down and still be adored? Rishi hopes so
Zombie Parliament
Night of the living dead legislators
The roof is falling in
Schools are not the only thing in danger of collapsing
The epistle of St Dorries to the Sunakians
Do everything with grumbling or arguing, so that you may become blameless and pure
Rishi is upset again
The PM’s in a massive sulk – maybe starting a new hedge fund would cheer him up?
Acting his age
What happens to film franchises when action heroes age?
Barbie vs. Oppenheimer
Clash of the summer blockbusters as joyless harbinger of doom meets clueless plastic doll
Elite overproduction
We’ve elected far too many Conservative MPs from mickey mouse constituencies