Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

You’re in the getting-Brexit-done business

Boris’s believable border boasts

True courage has no regard for personal reputation

Them that ask no questions isn’t told a lie

Getting schooled by the facts of life

The Donald, stolen from our hearts

Allegra’s Approved Guide For Civil And Respectful Engagement On Issues That Matter

Allegra thinks it’s all over

The Home Secretary ought to be up to the job

I feel like you’re being sabotaged by your inner saboteur