Captain Boring is here to moderately improve the nation

Some terrible villain has made the Conservative Party unpopular. But who could it be?

Keir Starmer takes a vow of public service and perpetual dogmatic silence

Is he the Tory messiah, or just a very naughty boy?

Nigel Farage bares his soul, but not before he buries his enemies

Scotland has social democratic goodies under the floorboards, so long as the wicked English excise men don’t spoil everything.

Nigel Farage wanders over to the wrong side of the tracks, clutching his coffee

The slow motion car crash continues

He’ll start the defeat from right here

Rishi Sunak is the Labour Party’s strongest asset