Boris Johnson escapes traps set for him by his arch-nemesis, Boris Johnson

Strangers are just people you haven’t infected yet

Rules are for the rest of you

Hutton OUT; Roger Knapman IN

Tories and Labour become each other

Boris breaks his promises by announcing he has a plan

Boris brooks no insult of our hardworking men and women in khaki and pinstripe

Johnson’s statement on Afghanistan was, as ever, a masterpiece of bare adequacy

The porn industry profits from human misery. Why should we allow it to continue unchecked?

Now the brakes are off, the EU is morphing into a full-fledged transfer union