Portcullis

Presser is not short for presents

Imagine an Advent calendar with nothing behind the numbers, forever

That’s it then

Cancel the kitchen scraps for Hanbury and Serco

Cancel this

I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye

You better watch out, you better not cry

You better not pout, I’m telling you why

A sequel too far

Brexit Academy: Assignment Miami Beach

A spoonful of Brexit helps the medicine go down

No one left to Boris to

A local lockdown for local people

You can’t have a Whitehall farce if you close the Whitehall Theatre

Pop over to Tier 3, take a shufti, don’t come back

It will raise the whole tone of the pandemic

Thursday morning blues

Anything more and they’d expect too much

Putting our arms around the National Elf Service

First have Christmas, then pay for it