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Clash of the summer blockbusters as joyless harbinger of doom meets clueless plastic doll

We’ve elected far too many Conservative MPs from mickey mouse constituencies

Call DegreeStoppers now – if your tip leads to a conviction, you could receive a postgraduate diploma

Boris Johnson haunted a cagey performance by leading civil servants

Excuses leakier than the Portcullis House roof

An unconvincing display from Johnsonian loyalists

Sunak’s on strike and there’s trouble in Tory paradise

Rishi Sunak has trouble playing, and delivering, spin

Rebecca Pow was unconvincing on the threat to Thames Water