Parody

Toxic WhatsApp chats and chalet chauvinism

The misery of parents faced with work-shy, striking teachers

Holiday horror looms on the horizon

Claudia Savage-Gore angsts about being interviewed on a chi-chi website

The mistake of choosing the wrong school

Empathising with pill-popping Pandora

Claudia Savage-Gore drags woke Will back to therapy

Claudia Savage-Gore threatens to call the divorce lawyers

Packing Claudia the darlings off for “improving” summer activities

Titania McGrath on how book burning is the only way to defeat fascism