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You’ll never guess how this ends
You’re in the getting-Brexit-done business
Cancel this
I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye
Pop over to Tier 3, take a shufti, don’t come back
It will raise the whole tone of the pandemic
Thursday morning blues
Anything more and they’d expect too much
That’s a T32 frigate and I am pleased to see you
Five letters send a chill down the spine of your friends: BORIS
Whole lotta Lockdown
With friends like Tory backbenchers, who needs Cabinet colleagues?
All of this has happened before
Straighten tie, look to camera, the guys are here? Don’t smile, furrow brow, go
Distinctly average magic
They’d have clapped, it would have been the best clapping
I come not to bury Boris
My name is Prudence and I’m here to have a good time
Number 10 is not a number, it’s a prison
The Code of the Wafflers