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Five letters send a chill down the spine of your friends: BORIS

With friends like Tory backbenchers, who needs Cabinet colleagues?

Straighten tie, look to camera, the guys are here? Don’t smile, furrow brow, go

They’d have clapped, it would have been the best clapping

My name is Prudence and I’m here to have a good time

Mordor was much better than this