The epistle of St Dorries to the Sunakians
Do everything with grumbling or arguing, so that you may become blameless and pure
Rishi is upset again
The PM’s in a massive sulk – maybe starting a new hedge fund would cheer him up?
Acting his age
What happens to film franchises when action heroes age?
Barbie vs. Oppenheimer
Clash of the summer blockbusters as joyless harbinger of doom meets clueless plastic doll
Elite overproduction
We’ve elected far too many Conservative MPs from mickey mouse constituencies
On the radar
A fresh telling of a largely forgotten slice of wartime history
DegreeStoppers
Call DegreeStoppers now – if your tip leads to a conviction, you could receive a postgraduate diploma
The curious case of the Case
Boris Johnson haunted a cagey performance by leading civil servants
Stop the bores
Excuses leakier than the Portcullis House roof
Which hunters?
An unconvincing display from Johnsonian loyalists