Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

Labour wages war on the countryside whilst Reform wages war on itself

Blofeld has got messianic qualities. But I intended that as a compliment

Though we don’t have any guns, or butter, or money

What’s Europe ever done for America?

Nigel Farage is talking about Ukraine but talking to Washington

Is uncle’s senility a very clever act?

All the news that billionaires think is fit to print

All sides of parliament are still in the realm of comfortable fantasy

It’s hard to praise Trump’s position while stating your own diametrically opposed view

Afterwards, we can explain to them why it’s got all the details completely wrong