Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

Meanwhile in the Caino Chief of Staff timeline …

Gove? Mitchell Gove? Sorry, Michael? No, never heard of him, why?

With a Johnson lockdown easing, terms & conditions apply

What happens if an imaginary grenade doesn’t explode?

Abysmal media incompetence but something deeper is at work

A mild-mannered magazine editor fights for truth, justice and decent wallpaper

Bozzo has a new food for me: little bits of paper with numbers on

Penny Mordaunt treats us to her motte and bailey defence

Always fighting all the evil forces bringing peace and justice to all

At Greensill, who could doubt that David Cameron had no idea what was going on?