Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

Aw it’s not for you, it’s more of a Shelbyville wallpaper

Maybe the real Boris was the classic Boris we met along the way?

Tinker Tailor Soldier Twat

I’m shocked, shocked to find that lobbying is going on in here! adds Boris

Johnson doesn’t take responsibility for his own actions, so why should anyone else in the government?

They came to praise the world consort

In his most demanding role yet, Boris is wrestling with “complicated ethical and practical issues”

Turn again, Detective Inspector Hathaway