Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

I feel like you’re being sabotaged by your inner saboteur

The Kent Covid is moving the goalposts

Don’t say ‘Protect the NHS’ three times in front of a mirror

Imagine an Advent calendar with nothing behind the numbers, forever

Cancel the kitchen scraps for Hanbury and Serco

I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye

You better not pout, I’m telling you why

The press suffering was not the only point