I’m not going to panic because I don’t do that anymore
I feel like you’re being sabotaged by your inner saboteur
Is Boris immune to Tory MPs?
The Kent Covid is moving the goalposts
Optimism ain’t what it used to be
Hopeless is as hopeless does
It’ll all be ended by Christmas
Don’t say ‘Protect the NHS’ three times in front of a mirror
You’ll grow tired of the Brexiting
Maybe Theresa won after all?
Presser is not short for presents
Imagine an Advent calendar with nothing behind the numbers, forever
That’s it then
Cancel the kitchen scraps for Hanbury and Serco
Cancel this
I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye
You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout, I’m telling you why
My Brexit hell
The press suffering was not the only point