Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

You can’t have a Whitehall farce if you close the Whitehall Theatre

It will raise the whole tone of the pandemic

Anything more and they’d expect too much

It appears Kier’s tiers’ fears draw near

Five letters send a chill down the spine of your friends: BORIS

Nurturing the flame of the candle of hope

In the future, everyone will be a WAG admin for 15 groups