Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

Who won? Certainly not the country

Exceptional good fortune met common mediocrity

Rishi Sunak must be glad to face one problem that is absolutely not his fault

Scotland has social democratic goodies under the floorboards, so long as the wicked English excise men don’t spoil everything.

It is not easy for Jeremy Hunt to toe the government line without falling off

Nigel Farage wanders over to the wrong side of the tracks, clutching his coffee

The coming-out party of the Labour moderates had distinctly totalitarian vibes

The slow motion car crash continues