Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

Has anything changed since 4300 BC? Probably not

It’s not inconsistency, it’s clever physics

For Springsteen fans, this stuff is all gravy

A spectre is haunting the Labour Party

Even Badenoch didn’t miss today

Three endings does not suggest a happy director

Lisa Nandy was trying to help the corporation as though she were an outside consultant

An apology to all those who would have been outraged by the Sketch if they’d ever read it

A blunder so big it overshadowed Lammy’s lack of poppy

Neither Rachel Reeves nor Kemi Badenoch can make any sense