Romeo Coates

Romeo Coates is a longtime actor, diarist and Cavalier. Friend and foe to the stars, he learnt the hard way years ago after "loaning" Richard Harris £25.

Technological forces shall ensure the emergence of an altogether more “relatable” Bard, fittingly diverse in origin

The writing’s on the wall for lowly folk still silly enough to consider themselves “creatives”

Held up as a paragon of virtue, he reassuringly confirms he remains as catty as the rest of us

Matters were interrupted by an onstage dizzy spell, later unhelpfully diagnosed as a “cardiac arrest”

Was there ever a more dispiriting line-up of Scrooges than those offered to festive audiences in 2024?

Our most versatile of English roses must accept that one role is beyond even her

The King’s favourite Shakespearean need hardly trouble himself with such dreary details

Such colourful champions of free speech should be treasured rather than ridiculed

A tragedy in four words: Baby Boomer, still working

One certainly wouldn’t expect anything resembling loyalty from the wolves running “Theatreland”