Rebooting the Bard
Technological forces shall ensure the emergence of an altogether more “relatable” Bard, fittingly diverse in origin
Lest we forget …
The writing’s on the wall for lowly folk still silly enough to consider themselves “creatives”
Mean Mr Sheen’s jibe
Held up as a paragon of virtue, he reassuringly confirms he remains as catty as the rest of us
A murder mystery
Matters were interrupted by an onstage dizzy spell, later unhelpfully diagnosed as a “cardiac arrest”
Parable of the talent
Was there ever a more dispiriting line-up of Scrooges than those offered to festive audiences in 2024?
Lightweight Kate Winslet
Our most versatile of English roses must accept that one role is beyond even her
The Old Vic under siege
The King’s favourite Shakespearean need hardly trouble himself with such dreary details
Hush, nepo baby
Such colourful champions of free speech should be treasured rather than ridiculed
No golden years
A tragedy in four words: Baby Boomer, still working
Lone danger
One certainly wouldn’t expect anything resembling loyalty from the wolves running “Theatreland”
