The Secret Author

The Secret Author is a former Professor of English and Creative Writing at a leading British university

The “golden years” of publishing were characterised by booze, bullying and amateurishness

Few things are more tedious than books moralising about the deficiencies of yesteryear

With scant audiences and paltry remuneration, author’s tours can be far from glamorous

Publishing professionals often speak in code, but our man on the inside is a cryptographer

The best agents are unobtrusive and make sure attention is focused on their writers

Why have we never heard of most of the young writers on the latest “Best of …” list?

The use of author testimonials to sell books is a performative exercise in gilding the lily

Why do authors so often have such difficulty extracting the fees they are owed?

Most literary criticism is don addressing don, in a style designed to exclude ordinary people

Who will subvert today’s anti-establishment?