The inefficient paid tribute to the dignified

But beware of disappointments

Sweet offerings in the rain

We may walk no more in paradise

Liz elected to thunderous (if belated) applause from the loyal party faithful

All good things come to an end; and Boris too

A magical land where it is always summer and nobody ever has to resign

Everything was on track for Liz, until Mordaunt derailed the campaign

Penny, Liz and Boris — still rocking the political moshpit

Sunak has come not to bury Boris, but to praise him