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The farce awakens
Not long ago, in a parliament far, far away
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies
Lord Geidt’s thankless task: teaching Boris not to fib
Red meat week?
Boris Johnson is reduced to conducting his publicity tours in secret
Starmer could do better
Boris would be a more effective leader of the opposition than Sir Keir
This time the mission is the man
B-Day comes and a beachhead is secured
Boris is no joke, he’s a way of life
Keep the Telegraph solvent, keep Boris in office
Sunak leads the retreat
A windfall tax is apparently not a windfall tax if the Tories introduce it
The right to a wrong-time to party
The Prime Minister remains sorry but not sorry
Shapps is shocked, shocked!
The Prime Minister’s defence calls in a specialist
Boris brings up the rear
The prime minister is consistent only in his untidiness and unpreparedness