Sketch

Bezos’s sub-prime delivery

One is a billionaire with visions of conquering space — the other is Hugo Drax

Licence to Chill

Boris’s Bond bombshell fails to detonate

Have cake, hate cake

The Sun-Chancellor is having his cake, and hating himself for eating it

Everyone snaps

If you’re not annoying Lindsay, are you even a Cabinet Minister?

Just as we expected

I am shocked, shocked to find that Covid is going on in here

Boris vs Johnson

One is a feel-good gung-ho funster, the other man has to actually run the place

The House mirror

Sir David Amess showed MPs what they should be

We, as a people, will get to the Borisland

Boris invites us to Utopia – where he is World King

Help — they need somebody!

Conference is a special time for Tories — and your kindness can make a difference

Sizing down the competition

Is the Conservative Party Conference designed to make Cabinet colleagues appear slight compared to the Prime Minister?