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Boris seeks adulation from an emptying theatre

It’s a kindness of friends not to look at what we’re doing

Why would our friends even want to give us Covid?

When Carrie does it, that means it’s legal

This sort of thing never happened at Bloomberg

It turns out the system was wrong, we now discover

One is a billionaire with visions of conquering space — the other is Hugo Drax

Boris’s Bond bombshell fails to detonate

The Sun-Chancellor is having his cake, and hating himself for eating it