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It’ll all be ended by Christmas
Don’t say ‘Protect the NHS’ three times in front of a mirror
You’ll grow tired of the Brexiting
Maybe Theresa won after all?
Presser is not short for presents
Imagine an Advent calendar with nothing behind the numbers, forever
That’s it then
Cancel the kitchen scraps for Hanbury and Serco
Cancel this
I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye
You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout, I’m telling you why
A sequel too far
Brexit Academy: Assignment Miami Beach
A spoonful of Brexit helps the medicine go down
No one left to Boris to
A local lockdown for local people
You can’t have a Whitehall farce if you close the Whitehall Theatre
Pop over to Tier 3, take a shufti, don’t come back
It will raise the whole tone of the pandemic