Sketch

An apology to all those who would have been outraged by the Sketch if they’d ever read it

A blunder so big it overshadowed Lammy’s lack of poppy

Neither Rachel Reeves nor Kemi Badenoch can make any sense

Is this an election which I see before me?

A comically incapable man is locked in a toxic relationship with a self-absorbed woman

For some politicians, the game is always too hard

Nigel Farage tied himself up in knots defending Sarah Pochin

Whenever a problem is too big for Starmer, he reaches for Louise

The subject he loves to forget

Ya wanna live in this lousy world? Play it cruel!