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Latte populism
Nigel Farage wanders over to the wrong side of the tracks, clutching his coffee
Off to the races
The slow motion car crash continues
D stands for disgrace
He’ll start the defeat from right here
Useful idiot
Rishi Sunak is the Labour Party’s strongest asset
45 seconds to midnight
Say what you will of nuclear war but at least, unlike this election, it’s mercifully brief
Organic snake oil salesmen
The Greens have an easy answer for any question (well, almost any question)
Dad’s army
We’re all doomed
Yacht club populism
No small boats for Nigel Farage — he prefers the big ones
28 hours later
Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has been infected with the deadly Rage Virus
Please look after this bear
A bedraggled Rishi Sunak chases the pity vote