Charlie Brooker couldn’t imagine anything so bleak as the Conservatives in 2023

Angela Rayner seizes the floor of the Trade Unions Congress to announce the inevitable victory of the proletariat

Famed spy-hunter Oliver Dowden is on the case of a traitor at the Circus (or parliament, as its sometimes know)

Can you let the country down and still be adored? Rishi hopes so

Night of the living dead legislators

Schools are not the only thing in danger of collapsing

Do everything with grumbling or arguing, so that you may become blameless and pure

Clash of the summer blockbusters as joyless harbinger of doom meets clueless plastic doll

We’ve elected far too many Conservative MPs from mickey mouse constituencies

Call DegreeStoppers now – if your tip leads to a conviction, you could receive a postgraduate diploma