Never has a man turned so little knowledge to such great account

How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

Minister, this is switch, can you lie?

Operation Save Greased Piglet is a-slither

The Chancellor does not want the ball

Have cake, get others to eat cake, still have to pay for cake

The Tragic History of Boris, thane of Uxbridge

Caesar probably got a better reception

Not the Nine O’Clock News, or Ten, or Eleven, or, well, any

It’s all getting a bit surreal for Boris Johnson