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Rishi goes a-wooin’
The Prime Minister was an extremely nervous suitor trying to impress some very sceptical rural in-laws
They like her when she’s angry
Kemi Badenoch is the Incredible Hulk of government ministers, roaring her way through the public realm, smashing opponents left and right
Sunak stumbles
The Prime Minister spent half of the afternoon trying to extract his foot from his mouth
As flies to wanton boys
Gambling with human lives is just another day in the lives of the one per cent
Nicola Sturgeon and the WhatsApp Group of Secrets
Stern but lovable Scot, Professor Sturgeon, would tell us the whole truth…wouldn’t she?
Behind the sofa government
Current Tory strategy consists in hiding and hoping the voters don’t notice the mess
Hot air strikes (again)
The Prime Minister was sending a message, but it hasn’t been received
Sherlock Holmes and the BBC bias
Eamonn Holmes will get to the bottom of the mystery of what happened to his career
Plane crash government
With Sunak’s agenda firmly earthbound and far from civilisation, some MPs are clearly contemplating cannibalism
I don’t like Mondays
Rishi Sunak has had enough of domestic politics, and is hoping a shooting war in the Red Sea will sway his fortunes