Scullionbait
Majority special!
Global majorities of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your lanyards
Mass confusion
The Conservative elites are no match for superheroines like Greta Thunberg and Charlotte Proudman
Cancel the train drivers
Brexiteers, transphobes, racists and right-wingers — but I repeat myself
On She/Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Yousaf resigns and Lavery is maligned in another weird week of Scullionbait
Scullionbait 2: This Time It’s Intersectional
Academics are attacked and AI goes intersectional
Star Wars goes woke
Racist cats in racist hats, Star Wars goes woke and a quick guide to cancelling a conservative
Colonialism goes woke!
Australia abolishes parental rights, double-masking is double-plus-good, and the woke praise British Imperialism
Acting is cancelled
Actors are cancelled, █████ is erased from history and the BBC gives meat-eaters a grilling
The weather is racist
Standing to pee is transphobic, the police hire woke commissars and German activists re-name the weather
Gardening is racist
Uprooting hate in the garden, fighting balance at the BBC and cancelling a racist ambassador
