Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

No small boats for Nigel Farage — he prefers the big ones

That Conservative policy platform in full

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has been infected with the deadly Rage Virus

A bedraggled Rishi Sunak chases the pity vote

An affront to the freedom of the press to do whatever it likes

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Have we witnessed the rise of ShappsGPT?

He has become all things to all people, that he might save some seats

Defector Natalie Elphicke leaves the Circus to join the pinkos

Rachel Reeves has had enough of these misbehaving Tories