Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

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Call Kim if you want to die. You’ll get a free Parker pen just for enquiring

At least British politics appears to amuse our politicians

Everyone is dispensable at Reform UK, except for one man

Don’t run to the teacher if you don’t get your way in Parliament

Cooper is dominant in Parliament while Jenrick follows the eyeballs

And then, if we’re lucky, War War

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This was a clear U-turn, made on a busy road in broad daylight, with hazard lights flashing

The Earth’s Dreariest Heroes might have run out of sequels