Back to the future
Retro retorts and refugee rhetoric as Sunak invokes the ghost of 80s Starmer
In Sunak’s house are many rooms
But it might be a tight squeeze
Comical in its excess
Boris Johnson’s last stand
The plot against Boris
Johnson is simply trying to confuse matters
Hancock’s horrendous revelations
Journalists investigating the leaks at severe risk of blindness and facemelting
We’re all trying to find the Gove who did this
Why can’t the Conservatives take responsibility?
“A” for effort
Sunak the swot earns grudging respect for his class presentation
Schrodinger’s deal
The Northern Ireland Protocol now exists in a state of quantum uncertainty
Weighing their options
In which Rishi tries to look dynamic
Queen of Hearts
Perturbed to find Diana has a starring role in Celebrity Help! My House is Haunted
Grizelda Buncome
Peripatetic creative writing tutor
A discordant song
Classical music may be the worst casualty of identitarian politics
As flies to wanton boys
Gambling with human lives is just another day in the lives of the one per cent
The Age of Twee
Line up and clap for the NHS, wankpuffin
Brussels, capital city of Surrealism
In Brussels, Surrealism lurks in the most unexpected places
Netherworld
The Dutch golden age could be anything but for the painters
Restoring sanity takes time
So many people have built their professional lives around gender insanity
Full steam ahead!
How British canal boats steamed towards the future
The joy of pets
Pet ownership is one of life’s simple pleasures, but it also lifts the soul
Could Britain have a coherent written constitution?
It seems probable that it would have a Christianity-shaped hole at its core
