Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

Scotland Yard is on the case of the beast of Bullingdon

Never has a man turned so little knowledge to such great account

How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

Minister, this is switch, can you lie?

Operation Save Greased Piglet is a-slither

Bozzo is trying to fix the country

The Chancellor does not want the ball

Have cake, get others to eat cake, still have to pay for cake

The Tragic History of Boris, thane of Uxbridge

Caesar probably got a better reception