Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

This sort of thing never happened at Bloomberg

It turns out the system was wrong, we now discover

One is a billionaire with visions of conquering space — the other is Hugo Drax

Boris’s Bond bombshell fails to detonate

If we leaked the entire budget to the opposition, we might get better government

Bozzo’s team meets a nice girl called Greta, and spends ages over something called a tweet

The Sun-Chancellor is having his cake, and hating himself for eating it

If you’re not annoying Lindsay, are you even a Cabinet Minister?

I am shocked, shocked to find that Covid is going on in here