Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

The former adviser shares life-saving tips on getting breakfast done

Strangers are just people you haven’t infected yet

Rules are for the rest of you

Hutton OUT; Roger Knapman IN

Conservative politicians instruct us to wear masks — but vice-signal not doing so themselves

Tories and Labour become each other

Boris breaks his promises by announcing he has a plan

Boris brooks no insult of our hardworking men and women in khaki and pinstripe

Johnson’s statement on Afghanistan was, as ever, a masterpiece of bare adequacy