Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

Don’t say ‘Protect the NHS’ three times in front of a mirror

Imagine an Advent calendar with nothing behind the numbers, forever

Cancel the kitchen scraps for Hanbury and Serco

I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye

You better not pout, I’m telling you why

The press suffering was not the only point

It’s Christmas come early for Critic readers

Brexit Academy: Assignment Miami Beach