Sue Gray’s inbox
As hacked by Robert Hutton
Without a twist
This weather-based thriller is all hot air, but who doesn’t enjoy a warm summer breeze?
Mission: Possible
Captain Boring is here to moderately improve the nation
The blame game
Some terrible villain has made the Conservative Party unpopular. But who could it be?
This isn’t about me
Who? Me? A future Conservative Party leader? Well, if you say so…
Embracing the quiet life
Keir Starmer takes a vow of public service and perpetual dogmatic silence
That was the night that was
A new dawn has broken, even if the sky is grey
Boris comes down from the mountain
Is he the Tory messiah, or just a very naughty boy?
Imagine there’s no Labour
It’s easy if you try
Starmer the farmer
The Labour battle bus rolls into bucolic England