An all time high
Strangers are just people you haven’t infected yet
Feeling testy
Rules are for the rest of you
FOR IMMEDIATE USELESSNESS
Hutton OUT; Roger Knapman IN
Do as Tories say, not as Tories do
Conservative politicians instruct us to wear masks — but vice-signal not doing so themselves
Freaky Friday
Tories and Labour become each other
Have cake. Eat cake. More cake. What cake?
Boris breaks his promises by announcing he has a plan
Boris – an optimist even in military defeat
Boris brooks no insult of our hardworking men and women in khaki and pinstripe
“Will this do?”
Johnson’s statement on Afghanistan was, as ever, a masterpiece of bare adequacy
The Diary of Dilyn the Dog
As told to Robert Hutton
Missing from the penalty spot
Boris Johnson fails the Mings test
