Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

Nadine Dorries shows us she is the pacifist’s Oliver Dowden

Can Peppa Pig save Boris from the CBI?

Boris seeks adulation from an emptying theatre

It’s a kindness of friends not to look at what we’re doing

Why would our friends even want to give us Covid?

When Carrie does it, that means it’s legal

This sort of thing never happened at Bloomberg

It turns out the system was wrong, we now discover

One is a billionaire with visions of conquering space — the other is Hugo Drax