Latte populism
Nigel Farage wanders over to the wrong side of the tracks, clutching his coffee
The Conservatives deserve to be taught a lesson
Bad behaviour has to come with consequences
Socialism with Starmerite characteristics
The coming-out party of the Labour moderates had distinctly totalitarian vibes
Off to the races
The slow motion car crash continues
At least somebody’s having fun
Ed Davey grows more cheerful the sadder Rishi Sunak gets
D stands for disgrace
He’ll start the defeat from right here
Useful idiot
Rishi Sunak is the Labour Party’s strongest asset
45 seconds to midnight
Say what you will of nuclear war but at least, unlike this election, it’s mercifully brief
The Incredible Sulk
Nigel Farage is all about entertainment — not difficult questions
Bedazzling
Nigel Farage takes centre stage and everyone else is sidelined